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Just got back from dinner, although the last 45 minutes or so was just spent hanging out with the group and chatting. These guys are nuts, and I love them. :D But the conversation that completely cracked me up was the one between Karen, Dylan, and I. Our suite has decided its theme is "Hot guys on the door" (it's an all girls suite...I was not involved in the decision... :P). I was telling Karen about discovering the huge movie posters that were put up on the walls recently (Legolas...Tom Cruise... Johnny Depp... *droool*), and that I had just stood there staring at them drooling.

Dylan: You need to get yourself someone "real".
Me: I *have* someone real.
Karen: That's right, she does.
Dylan: You *have* someone? Don't you know that slavery is illegal? It was abolished after the Civil War.
Me: No it wasn't, hon, it's called marriage.
Dylan: You're married to him??
Me: Er...no--
Dylan: Oh, so you've just got him in slavery until you marry him, I gotcha.
Karen: Yeah, she's renting him.
Dylan: No, lease.

*snicker, chuckle, laugh, guffaw*

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