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Holy shit, this is some of the worst television I've ever seen.

It's a show about the Bermuda Triangle, and when I decided to record it, I thought that the title -- "Earth's Black Hole" -- was a metaphorical one.

I was so very wrong. 45 minutes in, and it's been nothing but a string of dubious analogies between the phenomena of a black hole and the anomalies in the Bermuda Triangle. They are literally arguing that there might be a black hole on the ocean floor of the Bermuda Triangle, with accompanying quotes from "believers" and "non-believers".

Also: "Perhaps the Bermuda Triangle is connected to the Dragon's Triangle by a simple wormhole."

Gee, I thought I was watching The History Channel, not The Sci Fi Channel. *bangs her head on the desk*

And then, THIS little bit of brilliance: they were talking about "white holes", which are theorized to be the antithesis of black holes -- where black holes consume matter, white holes create matter, and spew it out into the universe.

Then they talk about how the Bermuda Triangle is right over a Large Igneous Province, places where tectonic plates have pulled apart and magma has created new stretches of sea floor in a relatively short amount of time. As the show says: "It is an area with strange and unique white-hole-like properties. An area where matter is actually created beneath its waters."

No. No. UGH! The formation of new areas of sea floor due to the movement of tectonic plates is NOT the same thing as actually creating matter! The matter was there all along! OMG. I think I am losing brain cells just watching this show.

You... you were joking, right?

Date: 2009-01-12 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] norikos-author.livejournal.com
Right? They didn't really... I mean, no one could... It was a joke, right? They weren't serious?

Re: You... you were joking, right?

Date: 2009-01-12 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allichaton.livejournal.com
I really really really wish I was. I kept waiting for it to be like those shows they occasionally have about the moon landing behind a hoax, where they start by showing the "believer's" arguments, and then proceed to use actual science to dismiss them all and show that the idea is ridiculous. But it never happened.

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